Turkeys Are Really Large

And live in refrigerators.

12 Responses to “Turkeys Are Really Large”

  1. *pssst*

    Sometimes they live in the oven.

  2. Also, in freezers!

  3. If all else fails, you can find an awful lot of them on the highways. I see them all the time.

  4. Are they good to eat? The ones in refrigerators are good to eat. If they’re squished on the road they’re only good for the giant fliers.

  5. The ones fresh out of the oven are good to eat too, but not the ones in the freezer, I think.

  6. All turkeys are yummy. I saw a flock of them on the road yesterday, I wanted to grab one and put him in my freezer.

  7. You didn’t squish him any of them on the road, did you, Wanda? I have heard you can keep a turkey at home, but I don’t think it would be fun. When you ate it it would like be eating a pet.

    Pan still remembers them eating her chicken.

    I like to eat turkey. Do you have some turkey? I want some turkey….

  8. I am now hungry kitty…why did you do that? :P

  9. *nudges bowl toward Wanda* Do you have turkey for cripkitty too? We want turkey.

  10. I need to go to Corina’s house. Or Wanda’s. Fresh turkey, mmm, mmm, good…

  11. There is a flock of them in the woods behind my house, they sometimes come to the fence and annoy the dogs.

  12. In my freezer, there is cooked turkey!

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