My Female Says…

…oatmeal is good for you.  Humans, that is. 
Smart, my female.

I Like It That We Have Our Own Year

This is a very talented youngling.  He may have to be accorded honorary cat status.

*arches back, dances on toes*

*spits*

What Do Cats Dream About?

The same things you do, sometimes.

Things I Would Like

1. To get fed first.
2. To get fed second.
3. A pet shrimp. Maybe a lot of them.

Something I Don’t Understand

Tears taste good, so why are you sad when you make them?

Things I Can Do Every Day For A Month

1. Sit with my female.
2. Be better looking than Daniel.
3. Be smarter than Daniel.
4. Not get caught.

Can I Post Every Day For A Month?

Well. Hm. At one point I posted every day for a YEAR, or close to it. So I suppose I can. Will I, that’s the question.
But isn’t that always the question? Even for humans? Even for other things besides blogging?