A site like a ball. . .

. . . has found a rat under someone’s bed.  One thing I believe in, you know this, is that everyone should get to read things.  Please read this and see what you think.

Artists Appreciate Us

Not that the rest of you don’t. I’m just sayin’.

In Which I Do Not Apologize For Laziness

I don’t post every day, but I am not lazy, I am a cat.  If you think I am being lazy, you are not watching properly.
And if someone says YOU are being lazy, feel free to tell them the same.

Another thing

Why buy a new bag of catfood if you’re not going to open it? Huh?

Library Cats–

–are odd creatures, even for us.

So It’s Settled, Then.

You need help with EVERYTHING.

I Don’t Like It —

– when my friends have to go to the vet.  Even if they don’t live in my house.  And I don’t like the growing disease.  Growing is for plants. And younglings.  You humans are so busy thinking of things, you need to figure out how to make the growing disease go away. 
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Everyone Fusses About Monday

But I like it.  Monday is quiet.

Here Is What I Want To Know

Do cats in France eat snails? And if they do, how do they get them out?

The nip leaves are as big as a youngling head.

I like that.
But the big male has hung a bucket up high, with a plant growing out of the bottom, and that is just wrong.  I begin to think he might be untrainable.