Sometimes you find a wonderful window to sleep in, with a wide wide sill and the sun coming in, and you can sleep so well in it. 
You forget it’s a window.  You forget you’re asleep. You sleep, sleep, sleep, and you dream of running, and jumping, and doing everything you know how to do, and before [...]

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If you go to kiss them and they smell like meat, remember, they are not meat.  They just ate meat.  Don’t bite, you’ll both be sorry.

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Since there are people among you who would like to be cats, are there those among us who have learned to be human? 
Yes.  Here is one of them, the quintessential feral tom; difficult, noisy, claws and teeth pointy and sharp and used often, and yet — just enough kitten left to make him roll over [...]

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You know, I can still jump pretty well.  Maybe I’m not that old.

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I think people want to learn about catliness because it is so much easier to be on the net if you are a cat.  You see the little bits of things in corners, smell the good stuff scooting by and your paw shoots out, bam! and catches it. 
There is a juicy little story, squirming.  There [...]

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The leaves fell off one of my oak trees, so there could be new leaves — but now the mama flier in the nest in the tree is all visible.   She is sitting as still as one of us, trying to be invisible.  I am watching in case someone decides to bother her.  I don’t [...]

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. . . that I didn’t post yesterday.  I’m not going to say whose.  Just that it’s Not Mine.

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Does that mean it’s not broken any more?

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Here is something you need to know — the more humans, the more noise.  They don’t mean to be noisy, they just are.  I don’t think they ever had to catch food.   If they did, they’d be quieter. 
Try not to jump when they make noises, it makes them laugh and that’s embarrassing.

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But the little man who lives in them told me not to.

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