Things I Like About Daniel

I know I complain about Daniel a lot, and I decided today I would write down ten things I like about him.
1.

Candy. . .

. . . smells more interesting than it actually is.

Design Suggestion

I hear a lot of humans complaining about dry skin lately — you know, our skin is very seldom dry.  Why?  Better tongues. 
Put it on the list — next time someone wants to modify something, think about asking for better tongues.

Great Title!

But I hope that’s a metaphor.  Because it would be icky, if it was real.

When It Is Cold. . .

. . . it’s good to stop and think about the warm places you can go.

shhhh…there’s something in the left-hand column, lurking…

…it ate two of my poems!
*hides under bed*

I Read About The Cat That Glows in the Dark

You probably did too – and I posted here about the mice that glowed in the dark.  And I know why they SAY they did it, but it sure sounds to me like humans just don’t like the dark.
Maybe they need to think about fixing that next.

I Could Totally Do This

Next year, maybe.  I won’t pose naked, though.

Vet.

Really, do I need to say anything else?  I didn’t bite him, at least.

Grapes

They’re like tiny little balls, but with blood!  They don’t taste very good, though.