A Little-Known Fact–Or Maybe Not

We love reality TV.

My Favorite Thing

Today it’s a piece of chunky orange wool yarn.  I like to carry it around and pretend it’s a snake.  What’s your favorite thing today?

Some Days

If you had the right color fur and stood very still, you could disappear entirely.

Two Funny Words

“Poultry toothpaste“.

More Famous Relatives: Great-Great-Great Uncle Jeoffrey (A Sunday Special)

Great-great-great Uncle Jeoffrey lived in Bedlam.  He wasn’t crazy, he was Smart.

For Future Reference III

Staying out all night gets progressively less fun.  It’s just the memories that suck you into it–it’s better to stay in and remember them somewhere warm.

Cultural Differences

I think leaving coats on the floor is one of the most hospitable human customs.  I’ve never understood why it’s mostly practiced by human young.

If You’re Still Having A Rough Week

Try playing with socks.  They’re easier to hide flat, but they’re also good if someone rolls them up for you.

In Case Of Emergency

Stroke here.

MINE

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