I’m under the bed with my best toy,
and the chunk of roast beef that I stole;
I’ve licked my paws clean of Nutella,
and I’ve had the most wonderful roll.
I shall curl myself up in a bundle
with a purr like a jungle drum,
and I shan’t come out from under the bed
till the first of the year has [...]

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…because no matter how bendy you are, there are always places you can’t quite wash.

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…that is the question.   Well, that–and where.

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You can’t see me, can you!  That’s because I’m invisible.

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A tree.  In the house.  Really, they’re very problematic pets, humans. 
 There aren’t even any birds in it.

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071214/ap_on_sc/japan_fearless_mouse
It would seem to demand equal irritation with the glowing cats–and yet, I’ve always wanted a small pet.  Humans are impossible to keep properly clean.

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Apparently this blog is at an elementary school level, which is pretty good–considering I’m not a goat, or anything.

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071212/sc_afp/healthscienceskoreacloning
I do, I really do.

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I am very sorry about your ears.  There’s not a lot I can do about them.  Not only are my ears prettier, my ears are better than yours right from design through execution; so I hear better, and I always will, and really, that is all there is to it.  You’re not going to be [...]

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I wouldn’t want to be a Manx, but now I can see the advantages.  Ouch… Just so you know, we feel things in our tails perfectly well.

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