Chicks!

Here is someone who says that you can buy chicks for Christmas! I like chicks! And that then maybe they will send you books! I love books!
I don’t know where they put the chicks, but they’re OUT THERE somewhere.
Oh my!

My Female Says…

…oatmeal is good for you.  Humans, that is. 
Smart, my female.

I Like It That We Have Our Own Year

This is a very talented youngling.  He may have to be accorded honorary cat status.

*arches back, dances on toes*

*spits*

What Do Cats Dream About?

The same things you do, sometimes.

Things I Would Like

1. To get fed first.
2. To get fed second.
3. A pet shrimp. Maybe a lot of them.

Things I Can Do Every Day For A Month

1. Sit with my female.
2. Be better looking than Daniel.
3. Be smarter than Daniel.
4. Not get caught.

Can I Post Every Day For A Month?

Well. Hm. At one point I posted every day for a YEAR, or close to it. So I suppose I can. Will I, that’s the question.
But isn’t that always the question? Even for humans? Even for other things besides blogging?

There’s An App For That? Yes, Yes There Is.

It’s a little-known fact that our people had a paw in developing the iTouch.  I mean, look at the name. I Touch. There’s your proof.  And finally, there’s an app that one of us thought into their human’s head, an app Above All Others.
On the top of the bookcase. Watching.
 
–with thanks to @gabbycat & @herbguy, [...]

Cat Smarts: About Greed

Here are some important things to remember.
1. Food is important, but it is everywhere. Really, it is.
2. Your clowder is important, and not forever OR everywhere.
3. An absess means a trip to the vet.